A Merry Maid
Yesterday was a big day, folks.
My dear friend, Aimee, asked me to be the maid of honor in her September, 2007 wedding. Naturally, she asked me via text, and I responded via text, because that's how we roll.
It's going to be a swanky affair - sounds like me and the rest of the girlies are wearing black. I'm fucking pumped. My hurr is on the grow, and Operation: MAID OF HONOR BODY will start in March. Until then, I'll rely on my loose stool via Adderall to keep my figure in line.
I've gotta search the internet and poll my friends to see what Maids do. I know I'll hold flowers, straighten out the dress, throw some parties, and give a stellar speech, but I've gotta see what else the job entails. I mean, I don't care if I have to wipe her ass, I'm there. This is a huge honor, and I can't wait to strut down the aisle right before she does. Hell yeah.
My dear friend, Aimee, asked me to be the maid of honor in her September, 2007 wedding. Naturally, she asked me via text, and I responded via text, because that's how we roll.
It's going to be a swanky affair - sounds like me and the rest of the girlies are wearing black. I'm fucking pumped. My hurr is on the grow, and Operation: MAID OF HONOR BODY will start in March. Until then, I'll rely on my loose stool via Adderall to keep my figure in line.
I've gotta search the internet and poll my friends to see what Maids do. I know I'll hold flowers, straighten out the dress, throw some parties, and give a stellar speech, but I've gotta see what else the job entails. I mean, I don't care if I have to wipe her ass, I'm there. This is a huge honor, and I can't wait to strut down the aisle right before she does. Hell yeah.
posted by Snap at 6:36 AM
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Woo hoo! and what are you talking about---you have a good body and I hate you.
Congrats on the honor!
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Congratulations! It's a huge responsibility.
Traditionally the MOH was a back up in case the bride dies at the alter - or is stolen by her knight in shining armour. So hopefully Aimee is really healthy . . .and you like here fiance. . .
:)
Tell Aimee Congrats!
Wow...that is news!!! Aimee's getting married. You will be a great maid of honor and sure that you will throw one hellova a bachelorette party!!
That sounds pretty cool. I am unmarried and have never been part of a wedding party so I have no hints for you. Sorry.
i found good lists for members of the wedding party on theknot.com.
text me - we'll chat - as the queen bee of wedding planning in and around these parts and having had my fair share of maids drop the ball, I can shoot you some pointers
You also have to plan the bachelorette party and, if you want to be her bitch, her lame shower for all her relatives and their lady friends.
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